how do i do it!

I'm not sure how I do it, but I've managed to kill two cars. None of which death's have been MY fault, of course. Yesterday, the mini-van my parents' lent me died on me in the middle of the highway - smoke everywhere, and everything. It's at Texas Jupiter Chevrolet in Garland, waiting to be diagnosed by my friend David that owns the body shop. I hope I get it back soon and well.

Errr... yeah, I'm car-less.